10:52 pm

dun say i din warn u... this post is quite sick... not suitable for immature lil kids who r gonna go screaming "SICKO" coz this is juz a... erm... recounting of an event... haha

ok...

so it was maths lesson! already had an hour of maths earlier in the day n HAD to have another 40mins lah... so like damn sian... den he was teaching bout sets of points. coz he got some problem pronouncing his words, so SETS became SEX!

den the whole class roared in laughter... after it subsided he realised wad we were laughing at... so he started having bio lesson.


You see, when we sleep, it can be divided into 4 stages.

Stage 1- sleepy (duh!) easily awoken (1st 2 hours of sleep) body repairs itself
stage 2- entering deep sleep... (not so easily awoken) continues repairing(3rd n 4th hour of sleep)
stage 3- deep sleep! the stage where a bomb cant wake u...(forgot wth he said here... 5th n 6thish)
stage 4- this is the stage where your body is more or less fully rested and now the most inactive part of the body begins to get ...."STRONGER" *flexes biceps*(6-8hour)

yea... coz the whole body is used thru the day n that part is the most inactive. then at that period guys supposedly become more powerful... hahahaha...

main pt of this giant detour... we shouldnt be thinking bout sex at 12 noon...

question asked!
Sir! how come you know so much ah?
Ans: of course i know this kind of things... i got lots of experience!

claims to not be married... haha


o and his name is
thong nai ke (pronounced like nike) or something... hes the guy that sells nike thongs...
yep thats bout it...


a post by Ben.

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I lay my life down at Your feet
Cause You're the only one I need
I turn to You and You are always there

In troubled times it's You I seek
I put You first that's all I need
I humble all I am all to You

One way
Jesus
You're the only one that I could live for
One Way
Jesus
You're the only one that I could live for

You are always, always there
Every how and everywhere
Your grace abounds so deeply within me

You will never ever change
Yesterday today the same
Forever till forever meets no end

One way
Jesus
You're the only one that I could live for
One Way
Jesus
You're the only one that I could live for

You are the Way the Truth and the Life
We live by faith and not by sight for You
We're living all for You